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Lord Bush's Bushisms
Republican words of wisdom to live by


"In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible...whatever that means."

"I repeat, [Social Security] personal accounts do not permanently fix the solution."

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

To a divorced mother of three: "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

"After all, Europe is America's closest ally."

"I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation's uniform for your sacrifice."

"I speak plainly sometimes, but you've got to be mindful of the consequences of the words. So put that down. I don't know if you'd call that a confession, a regret, something."

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection...an election in Iraq at this point in history?" Invading Iraq gave you a hard-on?!

"I believe we are called to do the hard work to make our communities and quality of life a better place."

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."

"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings."

" Justice ought to be fair."

"The president and I also reaffirmed our determination to fight terror, to bring drug trafficking to bear, to bring justice to those who pollute our youth." First off Douchebag, you are President and second, the rest of that stuff sounds idiotic.

"We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us." They still protect us because were losing the 'War on Terror'.

"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." Finally, the truth at last. Great God oh mighty the truth at last.

"Let me see where to start here. First, the National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal senator of all." Our idiot Shrub President was referring to Sen. Kerry.

"I own a timber company? That's news to me. Need some wood?" Remember, Hitler gave it to your grand-daddy.

After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain we will not have an all-volunteer army." Mommy, Bush is gonna kill me for oil. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"I heard there's rumors on the Internets!"

"The enemy understands a free Iraq will be a major defeat in their ideology of hatred. That's why they're fighting so vociferously." That's why Dubya got his ass kicked by Kerry.

"I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future." I didn't know America got bombed everyday.

"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." See, this is why Bush can't be President.

"It's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there." No wonder, we went after Saddam and not Osama.

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." Drop of a hat, you moron!

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" I've been asking myself that for years.

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women."

Iraq was a "catastrophic success."

Yeah, They Drilled In Here

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country
and our people, and neither do we."

"I was against racism before I was for it." Okay, so I made this one up.

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